To lighten your Tuesday!

Someday, I will explain what has happened to me in the last month. That day is not today. While I've been away I've been real philosophical and I was going to come back with all these deep topics (birthdays turn me into a crazy person that thinks TOO much about life and it's meanings, anyone else?), but then I went to the gym this morning. I bought some new music just as I was leaving our condo. New music = rocking out on the treadmill. Caution: rocking out on a treadmill may lead to a near death experience!

As seen here.

Anywho, after the gym and all those beautiful and much needed endorphins, I just couldn't do it. I couldn't come back with a philosophical post when really all you need to know is the following:

Things Everyone Knows Are True

#5: with the exception of adding my married name, my signature has been the same since like, 6th grade
#7: so true
#9: mind. blown.
#11: K eats all of those in our house
#12: bahahaha
#14: snorted and darn near had a "baby bladder" experience (if you've had a baby you know exactly what I'm talking about)
#18: Reminds me of my little brother, and yes, I felt that way on my birthday!
#20: sorry for the language, but SO ANNOYING!
#23: will you still be my friend if I tell you I don't like Nutella? I know, I know, but is anyone with me? Yuck!
#26: K wants our family motto to be, "One trip Nelsons" (that is real people!)


45 People You Won't Believe Actually Exist

#1: whaaaaaat??...was she thinking?
#5: hahahaha
#6: I wore one of these on Halloween to high school one year.
#8: snorted.
#9: still snorting...admit that you had to take a double take to make sure you knew how all of that was working!
#10: Whyyyyyy???
#11: see #10
#15: I would say I miss Utah, but we all know that bump was coming more from Idaho :)
#16: bahaha
#17: near "baby bladder" experience
#19: that is not funny. That has been a necessity for more than one store trip. (less the holding by the shirt, more the under the armpit-side-ways-hold)
#21: bahahaha I miss my grandma!
#22: At least he's aware of his current social state!
#23: no. no. no.
#27: double snort. (what can I say, the older I get the more I snort when I laugh)
#28: hahaha
#29: Go Alaska!!!
#33: Is it just me, or does this picture make you think, "I'm a mom and I don't judge. Grocery stores = you just do what you've got to do to get through it!"
#34: bahahahaha, whyyyyyy?!
#38: You do what you've got to do, Homeboy! Who needs a laptop anyways?

Happy Tuesday!